Carrot Top - Losing Your Props in a Fire - This Is Not Happening


Carrot Top’s act goes up in smoke after the comedy club that’s storing his props burns down. (Contains strong language.)
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  • Kaleb Lawrence

    Kaleb Lawrence

    4 hours ago

    carrot top blocked me on instagram lmao

  • nigman jones

    nigman jones

    5 hours ago

    lol that movie he did in the late 90s was what i really remember him from to be honest never watched or followed his standup but still knew who he was.

  • Guilt Azaour

    Guilt Azaour

    12 hours ago

    is this his first gig ? :)))

  • W Bennett

    W Bennett

    18 hours ago

    I really liked Carrot Top early on. Light hearted comedy and was truly funny. Then he bulked up on steroids, wore eye liner, and started telling long boring stories like this. I miss the old Top.

  • Zach P

    Zach P

    18 hours ago

    Been a big fan of this dude for about 25yrs. I never understood the hate on him. People just like to hate I guess. The dude is clever asf with his props

  • TJ Booker

    TJ Booker

    19 hours ago

    It was really his trunks of props that caused the fire. Upon further investigation, it was later discovered that in one of the trunks he accidentally left on the laughing gas. My first time hearing about this but 26 years later and my timing is still sharp. Material lame but timing, sharp as a witch clit.

  • KingTulip


    19 hours ago

    2:14 That black guy's face

  • Danny Johnson

    Danny Johnson

    22 hours ago

    This dude has the same face as Theo Von.

  • Mariano Abundiz

    Mariano Abundiz

    23 hours ago

    His jokes are hilarious but I feel like he didn't need to mention that it's a reference although I could understand why he did it lol.

  • Stevie the Dude

    Stevie the Dude

    23 hours ago

    Not a fan of the preview Intro and stories are always on point

  • netrioter


    Day ago

    something went right...he makes 10 million a year in Vegas

  • Joseph Theroux

    Joseph Theroux

    Day ago

    The Lion King

  • Abe


    Day ago

    Ice storm? Shaun White: Rad! Carrot Top: Bad!

  • Mark Johnson

    Mark Johnson

    Day ago

    Stick with props....

  • Akili Preston

    Akili Preston

    Day ago

    He was funnier when he was on that ice he was talking bout ctfu that joke went over 99% of that crowd

  • John Doe

    John Doe

    Day ago

    I fu king hate this host ari was so much better

  • Felix Garfias

    Felix Garfias

    Day ago

    We dont need a cunt host, just show us standup Comedy Central.

  • DrLeroyGreen


    Day ago

    Just skip the eye-liner, bro! That's all you have to do!

  • Alfonse Dente

    Alfonse Dente

    2 days ago

    Caitlin jenner on a bad hair day!



    2 days ago

    This is the best carrot top performance. 🥕 Also always reminded me of brainscan 2000

  • Daone Apox

    Daone Apox

    2 days ago

    dam didn't laugh even once... was hoping i would though

  • Daniel Moore

    Daniel Moore

    2 days ago


  • Mohammed Hassouneh

    Mohammed Hassouneh

    2 days ago

    Sh!t crowd.. That was funny as heck.

  • James 71

    James 71

    2 days ago

    Carrot Top never really showed up on the list of comics that made me laugh, until I saw his Vegas show. Now I tell anyone going to Vegas to trust me, his show is awesome!

  • Irudium1


    2 days ago

    Jesus Christ he looks like a monster.

  • Richard Recupero

    Richard Recupero

    2 days ago

    Does he have a broken neck?

  • Josh Rooster Cogburn Wood

    Josh Rooster Cogburn Wood

    2 days ago

    LoL I was 3 when that happened my mom took tons of pics of all the snow lol we hardly ever get any

  • Handsome Man

    Handsome Man

    2 days ago

    OMG whos this witch 😬😬

  • uziduzit


    2 days ago

    Cannot stand it anymore . . . nothing to do with Carrot Top, who is awesome here, BUT . . . WTF is with the audience??? I have watched many of the This Is Not Happening videos and am convinced that is NOT a live audience . . . they are images and the laughter is canned . . . do you agree???

  • Quarrel


    2 days ago

    Might be a good story teller, but still not funny.

  • Diggnuts


    2 days ago

    Da fuk is wrong with his fucking face?

  • Penny Naivailer

    Penny Naivailer

    2 days ago

    Jesus Christ the crowd was dull

  • David Yaconis

    David Yaconis

    2 days ago

    While not fall-out-of-my-chair hilarious, this bit was some damned fine story telling and enjoyable to listen to.

  • Johyn


    2 days ago

    hahahaha. I just read comments. you people are addled drug users.

  • Johyn


    2 days ago

    this flamer is the most unfunny guy on the planet. Please boycot his shows and retweet. lets destroy him. he is the worst.

  • Mark Lowry

    Mark Lowry

    3 days ago

    This has made me finally like Carrot Top.

  • Bergman6


    3 days ago

    That was very et.

  • Tony Trees

    Tony Trees

    3 days ago

    Wow.. I didn’t know he died n came back as ginger cruger

  • scott roe

    scott roe

    3 days ago

    I still love his 1998 film chairman of the board. Super fun movie for it's time.

  • Dennis Jasperse

    Dennis Jasperse

    3 days ago

    You lost your act where's your props those were funny and very creative

  • Dennis Jasperse

    Dennis Jasperse

    3 days ago

    What the fuck happened to this freak of nature plastic surgery steroids

  • J A

    J A

    3 days ago

    he wears too much makeup

  • Omnibot


    3 days ago

    Pushing Rope.

  • 1987BabyGirl


    3 days ago

    He's gonna be a daddy soon. Everyone is saying his GF is pregnant

  • The Infidel

    The Infidel

    3 days ago

    Good lord. Carrot top looks like the little mangy kid from “Waterworld” all grown up.

  • だれも


    4 days ago

    every year carrot looks more ridiculous, i cant wait for 20 years from now

  • pirateturns360


    4 days ago

    Wow! Kathy Griffin and Sasquatch have a kid!!!!

  • Jones


    4 days ago

    Shaun White looking rough nowadays.

  • Tripper Harrison

    Tripper Harrison

    4 days ago

    Pull your pants up carrot top !!!!

  • N S

    N S

    4 days ago

    Is it just me or are there famous people in the audience. 3-4 people look very familiar.

  • darb sevens

    darb sevens

    4 days ago

    carrot top still yoked up-

  • darb sevens

    darb sevens

    4 days ago

    napoleon dynamite meets karate kid-



    4 days ago

    WoW! Finally "Lucy's" lost love child has been revealed!! He is funny but dude looks like Pennywise lost cousin thrice removed! Again great comedic legend!!

  • getmoney fukhoes

    getmoney fukhoes

    2 days ago

    ÓSCAR ROSALES yea that comment fucking sucked u should delete it

  • Joe M.

    Joe M.

    4 days ago

    Carrot top should has been cast to play carnage in venom 2.

  • Ben Rosen

    Ben Rosen

    4 days ago

    best prop now are his guns

  • naw nope

    naw nope

    4 days ago

    Lindsay Lohan really let herself go

  • Anony Ninja

    Anony Ninja

    5 days ago

    Whoever told carrot top he was funny played a HORRIBLE, CRUEL JOKE on this guy. Not funny in the SLIGHTEST... its CRINGE as fuck.

  • Zombied77


    5 days ago

    He tucks the front of his shirt in to show off his boner...

  • Disasterous Masterson

    Disasterous Masterson

    5 days ago

    A Carrot Top Performance - starring the Troll from Trolls 2.

  • Thicc Cat

    Thicc Cat

    5 days ago

    I might not find Carrot Top to be a super funny comedian, but he is a fantastic story teller and I appreciate that.

  • ILikeCHEEZ9


    5 days ago

    I really enjoy that his first prop was a community watch sign. Just imagine him walking down the street like, heh that's funny. I want it. Then spending an hour trying to steal it LOL. Dedication paid off big time

  • Jah way

    Jah way

    5 days ago

    I would have called him lord orange instead of carrot top. A carrot top is green.

  • William Walsh

    William Walsh

    5 days ago

    Carrot Top no props, me no watch

  • Nicholas Thurn

    Nicholas Thurn

    6 days ago

    That audience pulled back before he ever hit the stage, you can see it in their eyes. I genuinely feel for this guy. We've all been bashing on him for such a long time, think about how much courage it would take to keep going after decades of hate. Respect.

  • Matt Hardy

    Matt Hardy

    6 days ago

    Carrot 🥕 Top is funny but his face is scary these days. What happened to him??

  • B Mcmillan

    B Mcmillan

    6 days ago

    Still managed to get that Russian Doll Netflix gig

  • IceRex


    6 days ago

    So I was like “Fuck”

  • Rubin Saffy

    Rubin Saffy

    6 days ago

    IT 3 ...starring carrot top.

  • Willie Shakes

    Willie Shakes

    6 days ago

    Wowww dude looks like a real life hormone monster o.o 1:08

  • Amra


    7 days ago

    Gallagher... Oh man that dude did not age well. Turned into a mean nasty weirdo.

  • Ralph Wooten

    Ralph Wooten

    7 days ago

    That snow and ice storm was no joke. I lived there in 93. First and last time I've ever seen/heard lightning and thunder during a snow storm. Crazy. Snow piled up on telephone lines. Bizarro.

  • AnointedFlow


    7 days ago

    I'm from Birmingham and this is so true.

  • Zelos311


    7 days ago

    Dudeman is really looking scary...

  • Judah Rising

    Judah Rising

    7 days ago

    Awww... ESAU😂😂😂 in the flesh!!

  • Bobbi Floss

    Bobbi Floss

    8 days ago

    When they Remake Wizard of Oz, and trust me they will. Carrot Top should play the Lion.

  • JAVY G

    JAVY G

    3 days ago

    I’m dying 🤣

  • Phantom Mute

    Phantom Mute

    7 days ago

    Dear God don't say things like that Shhhhhhh!! No more remakes don't jinx it lol

  • Robert Case

    Robert Case

    8 days ago

    Bro! I thought Carrot Top died lmao!

  • Darren Parker

    Darren Parker

    8 days ago

    CT is a good dude. He’s funny too, even without the props. Dude gets way too much hate...

  • LedZeppelinTangerine


    8 days ago

    Carrot top lives in the rich suburb of my city and jogs with only a pink speedo on with his asscrack hanging out.

  • Green Lantern

    Green Lantern

    7 days ago

    pics or it didn’t happen

  • Bonaventure Cemetery Journeys

    Bonaventure Cemetery Journeys

    8 days ago

    Really what Carrot Top should get into. Real stories small clubs. He seemed like a real person again.

  • Brandon Melikian

    Brandon Melikian

    8 days ago

    Ummm, good story? Not funny tho

  • WorldsWorstBoy


    8 days ago

    Fuck Carrot Top. Hack loser.

  • A K

    A K

    8 days ago

    The cowardly lion does stand up now?

  • DaPinkBublé


    9 days ago

    the host sucks. the opening bit sucks... damn

  • Bang Big

    Bang Big

    9 days ago

    that was so unfunny

  • Jonathan Brunner

    Jonathan Brunner

    9 days ago

    Can you imagine getting a botched plastic surgery on your face? Having to live like that the rest of your life?

  • Chris straubel

    Chris straubel

    9 days ago

    this dude sux

  • Rachel L

    Rachel L

    9 days ago


  • M Musashi

    M Musashi

    9 days ago

    he looks so strange: too much plastic surgery

  • The Don

    The Don

    9 days ago

    hahahha im a fukn be on tonight..fuk LOL

  • Keith Barron

    Keith Barron

    9 days ago

    Honestly, he became such a spectacle due to this body building that people forgot how funny he was. This (with almost no props) was a great, funny show. Now I want to see him live.

  • Carlton Harris

    Carlton Harris

    9 days ago

    If you found this funny please reply as to why.....

  • Nick Hebb

    Nick Hebb

    10 days ago

    I saw him live like when I was like 16, my mom took me. All because I have un-ironically enjoyed Chairman of the Board since I was a kid. It was such a great show, I would love to go see him again.

  • siliconsoulman


    10 days ago

    Can't focus on what he is saying, i'm too focused on how strange he looks.

  • Miku Pewdie

    Miku Pewdie

    10 days ago

    I was obsessed with his acts for ten seconds when I was little, I didn’t really see that much of his stuff after his surgery.. But I’m glad to see him live and well and still funny.

  • MinoritiesRlazy


    11 days ago

    14% of the population commits 50% of the crime

  • Ask MiName

    Ask MiName

    11 days ago

    if this guy can make it in Hollywood, i believe anyone can. Honestly no disrespect, but, i feel like that saying " someones gotta do it" applies to all occupations, even comedy.So follow your dreams children, and if you don't. then just do heroin.

  • Tech Stuf

    Tech Stuf

    11 days ago

    Fast forward a few years..... Just when you thought it was safe to hit the pub on St. Paddy's day...

  • North Fresh

    North Fresh

    11 days ago

    dude looks batshit crazy WOW lol

  • Oscar Castellanos

    Oscar Castellanos

    12 days ago

    Dang, who is the hot girl sitting at the bar?

  • Rücklicht


    12 days ago

    WTF he looks rather normal again. Did the botox wear of or what?

  • Matti Ace

    Matti Ace

    12 days ago

    Carrot Top looks like a demon-possessed cowardly lion.

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