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  • John Weekes

    John Weekes

    12 hours ago

    Buckingham palace is a big target, if the Germans were trying to kill her it’d be a easy hit. No, instead they bombed the west end in order to wipe out the poor and cause as much death as possible - The royal family had connections to the SS so they were safe

  • 刘宇龙


    6 days ago

    鸽子覚得,卷髮王族應該加入反三合会,反共济会,反帝霸主意,反馬克主意,反白色恐怖主意,反蓝色恐怖主意,,,。 然後追查修女依莎貝主兇众,,,??。其實古前卷髮是惡人,而且很多謊言迷惑万物以及动物,动物看見卷髮説法,大多抱头逃亡,然後囗张開抽脛抖动後死亡,口吐白泡沫,,,??。 而且说-些修者众壞壞,但,,,教皇教宗众还是懐念旧众,卷髮和同胞男女,,,电椅,??,但,,,鸽子有先说过,不貞不孝无修者众心,,,??。 跟你们说个很厳肅的敲敲話喔,,,。 最先有銀行通火車,才一元喔??,比肯得雞还便宜的首創喔,而且大多都在喷水,比不上小費,街上也少有大鈔,而且善良好女性不多了,,,??。 对了,請问,是鋼铁人不爱他爹了,欲換東土说客商官众,不孝哪,不貞不孝丫,天哪,大不孝丫,就形成跨父说客分身而棄掉夸克父??,还是泡咩忘父母,公司也失去??,總規一論,東土知技術要奌重奌简易化,大衆做得出做的到,还是像最後購物多代後,再簽科技建设电廠,室内太阳能転換,再四处打电话洽谈,,,看多了,省省吧,跨父言論追夸克父,会不会夸克父被说客群挤退後,说客官众洽商机,,,??。 为什麽夸克父有事,東土还搞乱鸽子思緒,乱謅-堆??,是要取代成说客官众否,,,??。 天哪,鋼铁群不孝哪,不卫不孝哪,不要他爹了,,,??。 鸽子心停平板了,天哪,喔,麥,嘎,,,??,鸽子还想帮助隨时可吸波充心电能丫??,不孝丫?,下次夸克父構图心电能通下盘鳥鳥好了,直接电流失,,,天哪,大涅不孝丫??。 唉,所以最先助最没價值,當然一切先論也是述说後,-文不值,但,,,对聖修众可是最殘酷的貞實言,对-切金權没差,,,??。 哈哈,才一元,还好孫哥哥一佰,袁鄧毛可是有上兆元一張,夾在中間数字福蘭伪鈔多,,,才-元,对了,喷水池可以拿取嗎?,鸽子買金庫会快些,然後再存,存後再買金庫保险,然後再存,然後買地把金庫藏在地下,然後再存,然後買电子保险鎖,然後交致友保標幫開鎖数幣,点数後鎖上,,,?,因为,爪和翅啄嘴尖,不会開鎖,,,??,为什麼挾来邪地邪教处,,,??,对了,是不是基督长佬考驗鸽膽??,以前有義舉男女丫,都死了奶,,,?,为什麼挾来這儿丫?,逼論又作不出,还是用買賣的田僑仔習慣,,,丫??。 鸽子都説好話唷,但,好人不多,壞人多???,怎麽辨???,不如,,,壞人多,,,,,,,。 咦,叔叔,,,你,的,头,髮,,,怎,麼,有,,,,,白,头,髮??,会不会是,被咩群气急了??,選哪个咩好,,,??。史帝芬錫哥哥,在矛盾国一部电影内,多重人格案,从尸血少移尸,到海滩烤剩腿,一直到毒品,海軍盗,种族歧視还是很重吧,太阳室内聖诞科技组,,,就说拜科技太阳科学人众就好了,何必多种族又累人,,,?,探親飞到惡夢矛盾国,立馬惨亡又移尸加責枉,,,?至今久矣,还要麥克傑克演唱出旧史,,,??,,,。 美深署己脈缺体,怎麽察查,,,??,算了唄,修气洗髓重要,,,。 唉,天哪,天造涅,,,丫,??,不知是哪天???。

  • Ian Brannan

    Ian Brannan

    10 days ago

    I hear the Hotel is the Wurst

  • Baby Boto

    Baby Boto

    18 days ago

    It’s not a castle it’s a palace but yeah, they’re still parasites upon the U.K. tax payer.

  • Alex Ninjas

    Alex Ninjas

    20 days ago

    How she reacted when trump visited...epic. that woman is a legend

  • Miguel Perez

    Miguel Perez

    21 day ago

    Steven can do a really good posh accent

  • Peter Russo

    Peter Russo

    25 days ago

    First sausage themed hotel? There’s a gay love hotel down the street that would like to have a word with you.

  • KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3


    29 days ago

    Very impressive accents btw!

  • Duribethin


    Month ago

    Anyone else get a Metamucil ad during the queen's evacuation segment?

  • Robert Ric

    Robert Ric

    Month ago

    I think hater just click on the video dislike and move on without watching it! This was funny!

  • Sarah Kerrigan

    Sarah Kerrigan

    Month ago

    was not expecting that meanwhile. sausage hotel sounds like a really bad friday night.

  • TheRealHiboman


    Month ago

    There’s our favorite Sondheim fan!

  • NoName James

    NoName James

    Month ago


  • Solariis TrippleEight

    Solariis TrippleEight

    Month ago

    he should be wearing a purple suit

  • Amelia Garcia

    Amelia Garcia

    Month ago

    Why does "the helps" name gotta be Maria? You know they don't have Latinos working in the Castle. Well...maybe in the kitchen 😂🤣😃

  • Eun Zhang

    Eun Zhang

    Month ago


  • Deborah Hoffman

    Deborah Hoffman

    Month ago

    The Queen should plan her escape on the X-wing fighter. Better plan.

  • hobbicles28


    Month ago

    Hey Claus Böbel, Is that a hotel? No, it’s a literal sausage party. Lol Haha Heehee Uh huh.

  • Alexis Williams

    Alexis Williams

    Month ago

    I could watch an entire segment of Stephen doing posh British accents. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

  • robin2012ism


    Month ago

    Yay for the art history joke.

  • Pat VelVet

    Pat VelVet

    Month ago

    Escape by yacht? 😁🤦‍♀️ the accent is so cute 😊

  • Adeena Adam

    Adeena Adam

    Month ago

    Of course, the Royal Family should escape first... why do they care about civilians in the country!

  • Jebooty


    Month ago

    Jesus christ the queen is still alive

  • bisquitnspanky


    Month ago

    Jean-Michel Basquiat would love to hear about kids throwing cereal on his work!!! They should have left the cereal on there 😃

  • Irodoku Puzzle

    Irodoku Puzzle

    2 months ago


  • XX 24

    XX 24

    2 months ago


  • Remy Jones

    Remy Jones

    2 months ago

    After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.

  • William Maurice

    William Maurice

    2 months ago

    How is Delta still in business?

  • James Hubbell

    James Hubbell

    2 months ago


  • Pegasus


    2 months ago

    Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

  • Ivone de Figueiredo

    Ivone de Figueiredo

    2 months ago

    Pointillism! Good one.

  • James Smithe

    James Smithe

    2 months ago

    So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

  • hawkeye5955


    2 months ago

    From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

  • Mark Dowse

    Mark Dowse

    2 months ago

    First World problems............

  • Cheers Queers

    Cheers Queers

    2 months ago

    Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂



    2 months ago

    Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

  • Em


    2 months ago

    She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

  • Caf3in3


    2 months ago

    she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

  • superhavi


    2 months ago

    4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

  • Cs Mitchell

    Cs Mitchell

    2 months ago

    Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

  • Dana Bennett

    Dana Bennett

    2 months ago

    That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

  • misium


    2 months ago

    Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?

  • Lela Kovarik

    Lela Kovarik

    2 months ago

    I know how to restore paintings.

  • Monique Ruriha

    Monique Ruriha

    2 months ago

    Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

  • Adrian Goldsmith

    Adrian Goldsmith

    2 months ago

    Uou cxxx

  • Ph@tMantv


    2 months ago

    I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

  • Vi W

    Vi W

    2 months ago

    As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

  • Jemppu


    2 months ago

    I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!



    2 months ago

    👂 👈 🤔

  • Reverend Howl

    Reverend Howl

    2 months ago

    England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

  • Sunny


    2 months ago

    As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

  • Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots

    Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots

    2 months ago


  • Burnell Browne

    Burnell Browne

    2 months ago

    at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

  • Julian Porter

    Julian Porter

    2 months ago

    It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

  • jcllings


    2 months ago

    I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

  • George Chiqovani

    George Chiqovani

    2 months ago

    OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

  • pkunkbwok


    2 months ago

    your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

  • DoctorWeeTodd


    2 months ago

    My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.

  • DoctorWeeTodd


    2 months ago

    +Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.

  • Cs Mitchell

    Cs Mitchell

    2 months ago

    "entered the United States" that a euphamism?

  • Rae Lynn

    Rae Lynn

    2 months ago

    My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!

  • January Baby

    January Baby

    2 months ago

    So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.

  • Jean Roch

    Jean Roch

    2 months ago

    That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣

  • Pyro gaming

    Pyro gaming

    2 months ago

    Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.

  • Daemoncles RatHeir

    Daemoncles RatHeir

    2 months ago

    In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony: "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.

  • rpbsjy


    2 months ago

    News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...

  • EbbWeaver


    2 months ago

    Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.

  • Chase


    2 months ago

    I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!

  • Liana Lanteigne

    Liana Lanteigne

    2 months ago

    I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian

  • Michele


    2 months ago

    Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜

  • calkinsb0713


    2 months ago


  • Jeroen Tel

    Jeroen Tel

    2 months ago

    @ 4:30 It was bound to be! Haha! XD

  • Jeroen Tel

    Jeroen Tel

    2 months ago

    There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-) Let "them" ride the waves! IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert! Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)

  • Lord of the Roars

    Lord of the Roars

    2 months ago

    the queen is evil

  • I Created An Account For This

    I Created An Account For This

    2 months ago

    It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.

  • Noopur Raval

    Noopur Raval

    2 months ago

    Sausage guy is Dwight

  • Veloflex


    2 months ago

    Oh glorious Germany, done it again

  • pop5678eye


    2 months ago

    My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.

  • John Larkin

    John Larkin

    2 months ago

    Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!

  • captlaserrage


    2 months ago

    I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.

  • Tramaine Terrance

    Tramaine Terrance

    2 months ago

    Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976 Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

  • North Pittman

    North Pittman

    2 months ago

    Look at all the cry baby's in the comments

  • adrienne gellman

    adrienne gellman

    2 months ago

    Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose

  • ᅳ바보ᅳ


    2 months ago

    Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!! (Люблю вас, пиндосики)

  • ᅳ바보ᅳ


    2 months ago

    Вы серьёзно? У американцев даже новости это комедия? Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего. Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ

  • ᅳ바보ᅳ


    2 months ago

    Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you

  • Cs Mitchell

    Cs Mitchell

    2 months ago

    +ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)

  • ᅳ바보ᅳ


    2 months ago

    Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)

  • Cs Mitchell

    Cs Mitchell

    2 months ago

    +ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....

  • Cs Mitchell

    Cs Mitchell

    2 months ago

    +ᅳ바보ᅳ just killed my joke with your reply.....

  • TheMrVengeance


    2 months ago

    I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?



    2 months ago

    this was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • Claire Bear

    Claire Bear

    2 months ago


  • Deborah Roby

    Deborah Roby

    2 months ago

    Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx

  • Rocky Lion

    Rocky Lion

    2 months ago

    What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck

  • J.T. B

    J.T. B

    2 months ago

    Deep state tool

  • Chris M

    Chris M

    2 months ago

    The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣

  • Daniel Garcia

    Daniel Garcia

    2 months ago

    Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.

  • Son of a Gun

    Son of a Gun

    2 months ago

    we dont care about the queen. that meat place was more interesting

  • Doorhenge


    2 months ago

    Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.

  • Kinga Kristóf

    Kinga Kristóf

    2 months ago

    Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.

  • astaraelsget


    2 months ago

    That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly

  • Jaxon K

    Jaxon K

    2 months ago

    the wurst business plan

  • Meredith Sexton

    Meredith Sexton

    2 months ago


  • The Prime Suspect

    The Prime Suspect

    2 months ago

    Orange man bad

  • BenderRodriguez10


    2 months ago

    That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.

  • yidingcao


    2 months ago

    Stephen’s British accent though. lol

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